Knock Knock Who's there! Bully! Bully who? Bully Jean is not my lover!
Knock Knock Who's there! Adore! Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bjork! Bjork who? Bjork in the USSR!
Knock Knock Who's there! Chip! Chip who? Chip of Fools!
The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband. She confided in a friend, "We had such a happy marriage for the three months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he would make love to me, keeping time with the rhythm of the church bells." She sobbed again, then added, "If that fire engine hadn t clanged by, he d be alive today."
Knock Knock Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who? Alligator for her birthday was a card!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cathy! Cathyl who? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock Knock Who's there! Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is!
Knock Knock Who's there! Callas! Callas who? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alison! Alison who? Alison to my radio in the mornings!
Knock Knock Who's there! Barrister! Barrister who? Barristercratic!
Knock Knock Who's there? Chris! Chris who? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe with you tonight!
Knock Knock Who's there! Abyssinia! Abyssinia who? Abyssinia when I get back!
Knock Knock Who's there! Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmed a big mistake coming here!
Knock Knock Who's there! Baron! Baron who? Baron mind who you're talking to!
Knock Knock Who's there! Amana! Amana who? Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes?
Knock Knock Who's there! Amanda! Amanda who? Amanda the table!
Knock Knock Who's there! Brook! Brook who? Brook-lyn bridge!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alf! Alf who? Alf all if you don't catch me!
Knock Knock Who's there! Basket! Basket who? Basket home, it's nearly dark!
Knock Knock Who's there! Callum! Callum who? Callum all black!
Knock Knock Who's there! Asia! Asia who? Asia mum in?
Knock Knock Who's there! Anatole! Anatole who? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!
Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy! Cindy who? Cindy next one in please!
Knock Knock Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who? Amazon of a gun!
Knock Knock Who's there! Briony! Briony who? Briony, beautiful sea!
Knock Knock Who's there! Beppe! Beppe who? Beppe Le Pew!
Knock Knock Who's there! Avery! Avery who? Avery time I come to your house we go through this!
Knock Knock Who's there! Brendan! Brendan who? Brendan an ear to what I have to say!
Knock Knock Who's there! Charles! Charles who? Charles your luck on the lottery!
Knock Knock Who's there! Beaver E! Beaver E who? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!
Knock Knock Who's there! Ari! Ari who? Arin't you glad you use Dial!
Knock Knock Who's there! Becka! Becka who? Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bette! Bette who? Bette of roses!
Knock Knock Who's there! Candace! Candace who? Candace with love!
Knock Knock Who's there! Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Kn
Knock Knock Who's there? Comic! Comic who? Comic and see me sometime!