Knock Knock Who's there! Bernie! Bernie who? Bernie bridges!
Knock Knock Who's there! Arfur! Arfur who? Arfur got!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who? Bridget the end of the world!
Knock Knock Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who? Caesar quickly before she gets away!
Knock Knock Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff!
Knock Knock Who's there? Clown! Clown who? Clown for the count!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alice! Alice who? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who? Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bellows! Bellows who? Bellows me some money can I have it please!
Knock Knock Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie a torch!
Knock Knock Who's there! Aramis! Aramis who? Aramis'tery!
Knock Knock Who's there! Borg! Borg who? Borg standard!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cassette! Cassette who? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bert! Bert who? Bert the dinner!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who? Bolton braces!
Knock Knock Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it!
Knock Knock Who's there! Boise! Boise who? Boise ivy!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bera! Bera who? Bera necessity!
Knock Knock Who's there! Agent! Agent who? Agentle breeze!
Knock Knock Who's there! Brad! Brad who? Brad news I'm afraid!
Knock Knock Who's there? Cigarette! Cigarette who? Cigarette life if you don't weaken!
Knock Knock Who's there! Chad! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance!
Knock Knock Who's there! Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
Knock Knock Who's there? Chaz! Chaz who? Chaz nasty as you wanna be!
Knock Knock Who's there? Curly! Curly who? Curly Q!
Knock Knock Who's there? Chef! Chef who? Chef Bridges!
Knock Knock Who's there! Armenia! Armenia who? Armenia every word I say!
Knock Knock Who's there! Annabel! Annabel who? Annabel would be useful on this door!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cy! Cy who? Cy'n on the botton line!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who? Cannelloni some money till next week?
Knock Knock Who's there! Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter!
Knock Knock Who's there! Butcher! Butcher who? Butcher your arms around me!
Knock Knock Who's there! Baloney! Baloney who? Baloney chase you if you're a matador!
Knock Knock Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colin all cars, Colin all cars!
Knock Knock Who's there! Beryl! Beryl who? Beryl of beer!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bond! Bond who? Bond to succeed!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cat! Cat who? Cat you understand!
Knock Knock Who's there! Abba! Abba who? Abba'out turn! Quick march!
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I pray for a new bicycle... I pray for a new Nintendo... I pray for a new VCR..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn? t deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but the grandma is!"