Knock Knock Who's there! Catskills! Catskills who? Catskills mice!
Knock Knock Who's there! Brigham! Brigham who? Drigham back my sunshine back to me...!
Knock Knock Who's there! Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cod! Cod who? Cod red-handed!
Knock Knock Who's there! Belinda! Belinda who? Belinda church steeple!
Knock Knock Who's there! Beggar! Beggar who? Beggar you don't know!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bud! Bud who? Budweiser, the King of Beers!
Knock Knock Who's there! Amour! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want!
Knock Knock Who's there! Canon! Canon who? Canon open the door then?
Knock Knock Who's there! Benny! Bennny who? Benny thing happening!
Knock Knock Who's there! Chair! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions!
Knock Knock Who's there! Balloon! Balloon who? Balloon velvet!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bobby! Bobby who? Bobby-n up and down like this!
Knock Knock Who's there! C-2! C-2 who? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who? Alpaca picnic lunch!
Knock Knock Who's there! Chile! Chile who? Chile out tonight!
Knock Knock Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie me home, I'm tired!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alma! Alma who? Alma-nack!
Knock Knock Who's there! Attila! Attila who? Attila you no lies!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cam! Cam who? Camalot is where King Arthur lived!
Knock Knock Who's there! Byron! Byron who? Byron new suit!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock Knock Who's there! Algy! Algy who! Algy-bra!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bless! Bless who? I didn't sneeze!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
Knock Knock Who's there! Baby Owl! Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't!
Knock Knock Who's there? Cliff! Cliff who? Cliff hanger!
Knock Knock Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who? Army Ants coming for tea then?
Knock Knock Who's there! Alberta! Alberta who! Alberta'll be over in a minute!
Knock Knock Who's there! An author! An author who? An author joke like this and I'm off!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bronte! Bronte who? Bronte of the blow!
Knock Knock Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who? Ben and Anna split!
Knock Knock Who's there! Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who? Alistairs in this house are broken!
Knock Knock Who's there! Conga! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this!
Knock Knock Who's there! Ada! Ada who? Ada'mond is forever!
Knock Knock Who's there! Anais! Anais who? Anais cup of tea!
Knock Knock Who's there! Con! Con who? Con unhinged!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away I missed you!
Knock Knock Who's there! China! China who? China late, isn't it? !