Knock Knock Who's there! Alceste! Alceste who? Alceste to meet him later!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bolzano! Bolzano who? Bolzano the door!
At a World Conference, the heads of States of all countries were boasting about their technical know-how. So they all decided that to prove their boasts, each country should show an engineering feat to the world. In a few days, the U.
S.
A made a hollow tube of fiberglass, a millimeter in diameter. It was then sent to the Russia. They put a conducting wire in the tube. The Japanese, to prove their superiority, bored a hole through the wore. Finally, it was sent to India. It came back without any apparent change. "Well, what have you done?" asked everybody. "Look here," said the Indian, putting the wire under a microscope. Clearly visible were the words "Made in India."
Knock Knock Who's there! Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you!
Knock Knock Who's there! Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bea! Bea who? Beacause I'm worth it!
Knock Knock Who's there! Candice! Candice who? Candice get any better!
Knock Knock Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who? Allegra is broken!
Knock Knock Who's there? Chopin! Chopin who? Chopin the supermarket!
Knock Knock Who's there! Anne! Anne who? Anne apple just fell on my head!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!
Knock Knock Who's there! Burton! Burton who? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bowl! Bowl who? Bowl me over!
Knock Knock Who's there! Clark! Clark who? Clark your car in the garage!
Knock Knock Who's there! Answer! Answer who? Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
Knock Knock Who's there! Czech! Czech who? Czech before you open the door!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alva! Alva who? Alva heart!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who? Bettina minute you'll open this door!
Knock Knock Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!
Knock Knock Who's there! Brent! Brent who? Brent out of shape!
Knock Knock Who's there! Census! Census who? Census presents for Christmas!
Knock Knock Who's there? Annie! Annie who? Annie-versary!
Knock Knock Who's there! Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
Knock Knock Who's there! Beirut! Beirut who? Beirut force!
Knock Knock Who's there! Amin! Amin who? Amin man!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!
Knock Knock Who's there! Adeline! Adeline who? Adeline extra to the letter!
Knock Knock Who's there? Chest! Chest who? Chest-nuts for sale!
Knock Knock Who's there! Arthur! Arthur who! Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I?
Knock Knock Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie on camping!
Knock Knock Who's there! Coda! Coda who? Coda paint!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cash! Cash who? Cash me if you can!
Knock Knock Who's there! Axel! Axel who? Axel grease!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cumin! Cumin who? Cumin side, its freezing out there!
Knock Knock Who's there! Castro! Castro who? Castro bread upon the waters!
Knock Knock Who's there! Actor! Actor who? Actor you, my dear Alphonse!
Knock Knock Who's there! Benjamin! Benjamin who? Benjamin the blues!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cosi! Cosi who? Cosi has to!
Knock Knock Who's there! Blanche! Blanche who? Blanche not!