Knock Knock Who's there! Asia! Asia who? Asia mum in?
Knock Knock Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!
Knock Knock Who's there! Axel! Axel who? Axel grease!
Knock Knock Who's there! Beirut! Beirut who? Beirut force!
Knock Knock Who's there! Anna! Anna who? Annather brick in the wall!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alf! Alf who? Alf all if you don't catch me!
Knock Knock Who's there! Amahl! Amahl who? Amahl shook up!
Knock Knock Who's there! Amour! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want!
Knock Knock Who's there! Boris! Boris who? Boris with more knock knock jokes!
The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband. She confided in a friend, "We had such a happy marriage for the three months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he would make love to me, keeping time with the rhythm of the church bells." She sobbed again, then added, "If that fire engine hadn t clanged by, he d be alive today."
Knock Knock Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who? Alexander friend are coming over!
Knock Knock Who's there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go 'moo' not who!
Knock Knock Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who? Ankansas though any piece of wood!
Knock Knock Who's there! Clare! Clare who? Clare your throat before you speak!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cy! Cy who? Cy'n on the botton line!
Knock Knock Who's there! Carson! Carson who? Carconogenic!
Knock Knock Who's there! Catskills! Catskills who? Catskills mice!
Knock Knock Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who? Caroline of rope with you!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bing! Bing who? Bing down the house!
Knock Knock Who's there? Cotton! Cotton who? Cotton a trap!
Knock Knock Who's there! Abel! Abel who? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cuba! Cuba who? Cuba wood!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alex! Alex who? Alex Plain later!
Knock Knock Who's there? Chef! Chef who? Chef Bridges!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cugat! Cugat who? Cugat to love my jokes!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who? Bologna & cheese!
Knock Knock Who's there! Barry! Barry who? Barry the dead!
Knock Knock Who's there! Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bibi! Bibi who? Bibi Bibi Bunting ...!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alceste! Alceste who? Alceste to meet him later!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bo! Bo who? Bo Geste!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cass! Cass who? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!
Knock Knock Who's there! Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron the barber's floor!
Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy! Cindy who? Cindy next one in please!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who? Bossy just fired me!
Knock Knock Who's there! Cain! Cain who? Cain you tell!
Knock Knock Who's there! Bhuto! Bhuto who? Bhuto-n the other foot!
Knock Knock Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who? Buckle get you a drink but not much else!
Knock Knock Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who? Alligator for her birthday was a card!